Enjoy these gifts from the kingdom of lesser known philanthropic antiquities as you serve only those needs whose truth lies in the periphery of your waking consciousness. What was once a singular transgression has become the only true God you will ever know.
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Açaí gummies:
Enchantment awaits as you navigate the ephemeral boundary between your mind and the temporal plane of limitless existence. Have you discovered an idyllic mead forgotten by humankind? No. You have just succumbed to the harsh truth that is existential isolation.
Boysenberry Gummies
Allow the distinct taste of nature’s accidental fruit remind you of the evanescence of your own existence and the reality that your dreams and the life you imagined for yourself are worth no more than the imported Peruvian plastic upon which these words appear.
Cranberry gummies
Enjoy the sweetness of this mouthwatering benefactor and feel the rush of a roaring river as its juices pass through your intestinal tract and preserve the filtration of your kidneys.