SNIIIKKKTTTT!!! The shriek of two tungsten swords shatter in the night. DREAD as you realize soul just separated from body. Formless, you/it meanders through the ether guided only by the call: “You silly boy, you are only free where you find me.” Time dilates, they call you forth waiting at the spark of all creation […]
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Jabuticaba gummy
Journey back 65 million years ago when flavor ruled the world! Primal and ancient the gelatinous energy within may elevate or destroy you. Consume your destiny!
Yuzu Fruit Gummy
The Minotaur of legend: Icarus’s grand design! Half enlightened scholar; half untamed brute, birthed from the unholy deeds of Pasiphe. This sumptuous hybrid of delicate mandarin sweetness and the biting tang of Icahn papeda dwells at the centre of a labyrinth of complex flavour and exacting texture. So as the great miscreation was heroically tamed at […]
Tangerine gummies
Like Gluttony’s late bedfellow, the sweet tenderness embraces you only to abandon you in the night, leaving you to stumble around in the darkness of your suffering worthlessness. SLAP! A touch of her hand brings you back. You’re alive again and one with the snapping flavor. Tangerine gummies.
Durian fruit gummies
A blunderbuss shot: the velocity of flavor rushes at your brain like the Colorado rapids carving out a wonder of the world. Upon impact you see visions of futures past, alternate timelines, worlds beyond worlds. You black out and awaken to a new civilization. Disciples praise your generosity and kindness, you have become a god.
Mangosteen gummies
AWAKEN! The fires of the soul and of all souls past, present and future call out to you as you attempt to quantify this cacophony of flavor. Like a mountain trail mix on hallucinogenics, these flavors transcend time and space, leaving you with nothing left to contemplate. Only interplanetary beings with a palette capacity rivaling […]
Passion fruit gummies
Enjoy these gifts from the kingdom of lesser known philanthropic antiquities as you serve only those needs whose truth lies in the periphery of your waking consciousness. What was once a singular transgression has become the only true God you will ever know.
Açaí gummies:
Enchantment awaits as you navigate the ephemeral boundary between your mind and the temporal plane of limitless existence. Have you discovered an idyllic mead forgotten by humankind? No. You have just succumbed to the harsh truth that is existential isolation.
Banana gummies
like a court jester prancing before his master this fruit juggles the tastebuds. Sweet yet savory. Short but spicy. We bang drums and blow the conch shell to welcome this sweet symphony of flavor.
Concord grape gummies
A gush of flavor hits you like a mule kick to the temple and catapults you into memories of your infancy…your first steps…circumcision…exiting the birth canal. And then beyond…inception…the evolution of life…the first single celled organism…the cooling planets…the Big Bang. Just like the flash in the pan that is life, the flavor fades and you […]
Lychee gummies
Allow the sweet white scented flesh of stoneberry to set your senses aflame; body, mind, and spirit function as one in the timeless cosmic dance. We pay flavorful tribute to the ghosts of Guangdong.
Cherimoya gummies
Everything and nothing, the juices flow and swell with the flavors of all that is yet never was, promising hidden delights still to come.
Honeycrisp gummies
sweet as a mother’s teet on a quiet summer morning. Yet, a soft, subtle reminder that the vibrancy of youth soon fades away into a droning endless bloat of ingratitude and gluttony that forces you to consume even fruit that is no healthier than a stick of candy…
Plumot gummies
Like the tears of god’s mother the juices saturate your spirit with the wisdom known by frogs and forgotten by toads, coalescing in the oblivion known only by those who know why the caged bird sings.
Kasugai cherry gummies
Young and innocent, maturing but not mature, infatuated but not yet in love, a blossoming flower not yet blossomed, the sweet nectar of a she-wolf’s teet majestically fills you with childhood dreams of the day boy became man.
Boysenberry Gummies
Allow the distinct taste of nature’s accidental fruit remind you of the evanescence of your own existence and the reality that your dreams and the life you imagined for yourself are worth no more than the imported Peruvian plastic upon which these words appear.
Dragonfruit gummies
Like flesh torn from bone, a synapse frying burst of flavor strikes you to the core transforming you into the primordial beast that quickly spread his seed to create man.
Untitled gummies
Plucked from a newborn child’s tears, the piercing sweetness invokes memories of indian summer and the bare back of mountain princess.
Berry gummies
The ardent rush of mountain berry flavor takes away the breath as an endless hunting trip through the alps in pursuit of the most dangerous game of all: man
Cranberry gummies
Enjoy the sweetness of this mouthwatering benefactor and feel the rush of a roaring river as its juices pass through your intestinal tract and preserve the filtration of your kidneys.
Pear gummies
The taste of sweet nectar hits you like the sweet kiss of a wet Mountain breeze created by Aphrodites’ breathe.
Apple gummies (Tony Version)
The crisp apple flavor invokes the vibrant but often harsh realities of autumn, like a jagged dagger through the ever-beating heart of the dove of peace.
Apple gummies (Corey Version)
Shaken like a god fallen from the heavens, their life force flowing into the endless waters, our juicy apple bites invoke memories of the time before time.
Pineapple gummy
The original: In 2012, three budding lawyers, filled with a passion for the constitution and a great love for graceful prose, walked into a convenience store and discovered something that would change their lives forever – the Kasugai Pineapple Gummy. Its majestic inscription (above), filled them with wonder. They started a group email to decipher […]