AWAKEN! The fires of the soul and of all souls past, present and future call out to you as you attempt to quantify this cacophony of flavor. Like a mountain trail mix on hallucinogenics, these flavors transcend time and space, leaving you with nothing left to contemplate. Only interplanetary beings with a palette capacity rivaling […]
Monthly Archives: July 2019
Passion fruit gummies
Enjoy these gifts from the kingdom of lesser known philanthropic antiquities as you serve only those needs whose truth lies in the periphery of your waking consciousness. What was once a singular transgression has become the only true God you will ever know.
Açaí gummies:
Enchantment awaits as you navigate the ephemeral boundary between your mind and the temporal plane of limitless existence. Have you discovered an idyllic mead forgotten by humankind? No. You have just succumbed to the harsh truth that is existential isolation.
Banana gummies
like a court jester prancing before his master this fruit juggles the tastebuds. Sweet yet savory. Short but spicy. We bang drums and blow the conch shell to welcome this sweet symphony of flavor.
Concord grape gummies
A gush of flavor hits you like a mule kick to the temple and catapults you into memories of your infancy…your first steps…circumcision…exiting the birth canal. And then beyond…inception…the evolution of life…the first single celled organism…the cooling planets…the Big Bang. Just like the flash in the pan that is life, the flavor fades and you […]
Lychee gummies
Allow the sweet white scented flesh of stoneberry to set your senses aflame; body, mind, and spirit function as one in the timeless cosmic dance. We pay flavorful tribute to the ghosts of Guangdong.
Cherimoya gummies
Everything and nothing, the juices flow and swell with the flavors of all that is yet never was, promising hidden delights still to come.
Honeycrisp gummies
sweet as a mother’s teet on a quiet summer morning. Yet, a soft, subtle reminder that the vibrancy of youth soon fades away into a droning endless bloat of ingratitude and gluttony that forces you to consume even fruit that is no healthier than a stick of candy…
Plumot gummies
Like the tears of god’s mother the juices saturate your spirit with the wisdom known by frogs and forgotten by toads, coalescing in the oblivion known only by those who know why the caged bird sings.